Written by David Lauterbach at The Comeback.com
Full disclosure, I am a graduate of Syracuse University who has spent years rooting actively against everything Georgetown athletics does. But even if I didn’t go to Syracuse, I would now have a reason to dislike Georgetown.
The Hoyas (by the way, what is a Hoya exactly?) are hosting a #MillennialDay
You have got to be kidding me.
At said #MillennialDay, Georgetown will be both celebrating things millennials have and have not “killed.” Here is the official press release:
At #MillennialDay, you can expect only the most #awesome giveaways (because millennials expect everything to be free) and the most hella cool activities. So that everyone feels welcome at Shaw Field, a #dabbing safe space will be roped off, as well as a halftime naptime break if you ~can’t even~ stay awake for the whole game.
If you’re #thirsty, enter the raffle for a DC area juice gift card. As long as you’re like, basically on time for the game, you will be greeted with not only words of praise but also a PARTICIPATION TROPHY because all #millennials are #special. And for all your social media needs, our mascot, Jack the Bulldog, will be available to take some #Kardashianworthy pregame selfies that you can take and post for either during the game or for a hype #tbt.
Okay. I don’t know where to start because I got angrier as I read the release, so I’ll start at the top and go from there.
First off, I am from California and the use of the word “hella” in this release is offensive. Hella is mostly used by people in Northern California and its place in this release is pointless. I never hear any “millennials” use the word hella on the East Coast and I’m pretty sure I first heard the phrase from a “baby boomer” so it has no rightful place in this terrible event.
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